>   Reminds me of a joke where the woman kept her husbands cremated ashes in
 > a container in the house. Well, a friend thought it was an ash tray, and 
he
 > kept putting his cigarette ashes in there. A few weeks later, the widow 
took
 > a look, and said "George, you've been dead 3 months, but you've been 
putting
 > on weight". 

No kidding, eh?

 >  GP> "There's room for all God's creatures. .
 >  GP> . . RIGHT NEXT TO THE MASHED POTATOES!"

 >   WHAT??!! NO GRAVY??!! 

The existence of mashed potatoes necessarily presumes gravy. . . OF COURSE!!

 >   When my late wife took our dachshund next door to the neighbor, she had
 > her own Brussels-Griffon, and another neighbor had dropped off her poodle.
 > My wife called it "A Three Dog Night-Mare". 

What is a Brussels-Griffon? A cross between a baby cabbage & a lion-eagle?

 >  GP> Q: How do you measure the speed of joy?...
 >  GP> A: In smiles per hour!

 >   Too little of that in the world nowadays.

You gotta find/make them as you go. . .

My day out's not complete unless I have made a dozen pretty gals smile. . .


 >   I don't mind the distant rumbles of thunder...I just don't like the
 > ones right outside your window from a close strike.

I met a gal via an eastern BBS who flew out to staty with me for a couple
weeks.  She was phobic of thunder. I told her we get a distant thundrstorm
here once aevery 4-5 years.  

Life: while we were out, on a bus, waiting for the departure time, a bolt
struck the building beside us, just across the dstreet -- loudest sonic boom
I've ever heard!

Q: Wanna know what makes me smile?
A: Face muscles.

A bus driver in Mission told me on morning, "Smie, things could be worse..."
  So I smiled, & yup, things got worse. . .

I wanted to make sure my wife woke up with a big smile on her face this
morning...
I'm not allowed to keep Sharpies in the house anymore

Q: What do you call a woman who smiles at you when you leave the house and
smiles again when you come back?
A: The neighbour's wife


Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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