> George,

 >  GP> You mean your first black president, with the Monica thing, right?

 >   He blew that in more ways than one.  Seriously, the Bill Clinton I 
was
 > referring to is a bit younger than me, he used to run a BBS in the area, 
and
 > he's also a fellow ham radio operator.

Yup. . . lots of Clintons. . . so many withthe DNA, but not his name, eh?

 >  GP> One of the best is a bus driver's school, or Driving School. . .

 >  GP> THE DRIVING INSTRUCTOR
 >  GP> by
 >  GP> Bob Newhart

 > 

 >   I see these "student drivers" around town on occasion. I give them
 > plenty of room. Just like the dump trucks, that warn "keep back 200
 > feet...not responsible for broken windshields".

Any time I'm warned & I know the other is using the sign to avoid 
consequences for their errors, I give lots of room. . .

Q: Who has the right of way at an Alabama 4-way stop?
A: The jacked up 4X4 with 3 gun racks & a bumper sticker that says "Guns dont
kill peoiple--_I_ kill people!"

I went to the shooting range for the first time, but I couldn’t get my gun to
fire
I had to read the trouble shooting section in the manual

I was arrested for having jello in the shape of a gun in my bag
The officers charged me for having a congealed weapon

I shot a man with a paintball gun...
....just to watch him dye.

My friend claims that he can print a gun using his 3D printer, but I’m not
impressed.
I have had a Canon printer for years.

My friend got pulled over and the cop drew his gun on him!
Luckily the ink washed off after a couple days

A store clerk fought off an armed robber with a labeling gun
Now police are looking for a man with a price on his head.

I buy my guns from a guy called "T Rex"
He's a small arms dealer

I’m mad at my wife because I bought a stun gun for her birthday and she 
tested it out on me. Twice.
  What a revolting response to a gift. I was stunned.

I started carrying a gun with me after an attempted robbery a few years ago.
Now my robberies have gotten a lot more successful.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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