> George,

 >  GP> Another grat classic; I went hunting. . . would've found it quicker 
if
 >  GP> I had my 486 hooked up, as I know ow I've indexed it. . .

 >  GP> Remember, this is a friendly community.

 >   Yeah, that's the one. I would've liked to have seen the look on her face
 > when she read it. 

I forget who she was & what was the topic there. . .

Oh, BTW, I finally remembered the name of the stabdup guy on YouTube I'm sure
you'll like: Tim Hawkins

 > ... "The other day a dog peed on me. A bad sign." -H.L. Mencken

Only if, like the meme, you're asleep on the beach at the time. . 

If you're standing, you're fine.

Q: If H20 is in the inside of a fire hydrant, what's on the outside ?
A: K9P.

Q: What should you say to a dog who pees on a four leaf clover?
A: Urine luck!

Did you know that there are no canaries in the Canary Islands? And the same
thing applies to the Virgin Islands;
There are no canaries there either.

My daughter asked why does the dog have to stop to smell every tree, bush and
pole?? I told her, he’s just checking his P-Mail...

  While making dinner, The Wife spills a bag of frozen peas on the floor. 
  She's instantly red faced.
I knew I had to tread carefully
  "Man, if the dog did that you'd be yelling at her for peeing all over the 
  floor."
She tried so hard not the laugh and she failed.


Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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