George,

 GP> What is KDKA?

  The first US broadcast radio station in Pennsylvania.

 GP> Sone wag said he felt really sorry for those who tested Preperations A
 GP> through G.

  Never mind 6-Up.

 GP> The next Pirates of the Caribbean movie is going to have more violence
 GP> and nudity
 GP> It's going to be rated "Arrr..."

  That's nudity on the bounty. :P

 GP> My friend was arrested for public nudity...
 GP> ...but the charges were thrown out of court because of a lack of
 GP> material evidence.

  The wife told her husband if he had dropped his pants and underwear
at the administrative law judge hearing, they would've granted disability
right there. :P

 GP> There was a court case on public nudity but don't worry
 GP> The case was clothed

  In cold areas, nudist colonies are clothed for the winter.

 GP> Q: How do you spot the blind man on a nude beach?
 GP> A: It's not hard.

  Maybe he's just very impotent.

 GP> Q: What do you call a nude artist who keeps drawing butt picture?
 GP> A: A crack addict.

  Dancing cheek to cheek.

 GP> My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude.
 GP> I personally am on the fence

  This woman goes into the hope of her son and daughter-in-law for a
visit, and is horrified to find her daughter-in-law, laying on the
couch, naked as a jaybird, with romantic perfume and music in the air.
She asks what's going on, and is told "This is my love dress. When my
husband comes home after work, he can't resist me, and ravishes me".

  So, the woman tries it at home. Her husband walks in, sees her
naked, and asked what's going on. When his wife replies "This is my
love dress", her husband replied "It needs ironing, as it's all
wrinkled. What's for dinner??".

  His funeral is next Tuesday. 

 GP> Q: How can you tell Ronald McDonald at a nude beach?
 GP> A: He has sesame seed buns

  I don't want to know about the special sauce. :P

 GP> Headline: NEW NUDE WATER SKI RECORD BROKEN!!
 GP> It was broken by a 28 year old Russian
 GP> His name is Torehis Sackov

  Now, I do need a pain pill. :P

Daryl

... My name is Baud: James Baud.
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