George,

 >   Keep me abreast on things from Dolly Parton and Morganna. 

 GP> Polly Darton, I'll always remember them -- but who is Morganna?

  She was known as "The Kissing Bandit", and was rather "well endowed". :P

 GP> Seinfeld asks, "If he's the Best Man, why is she marrying HIM!"

  Really. In a nudist wedding, you can tell who the best man is. 

 GP> I love Vidalia dressing at Subway. . .

  Will have to try that sometime.

 GP> Right -- the doctor's job is to inform the patient directly! Unlessd
 GP> the doc was paying your wife to translate. .

  Not that I know of.

 GP> Guy went to see his doc & after a 3-hour exam & tests, said, "Give it
 GP> to me straight, dc, what's wrong with me? & don't use fancy civilian
 GP> terms -- tell it to me straight."

 GP> Doc: "You're darn lazy!"
 GP> Man: "Perfect; now give it to me in medical terms so I can tell my
 GP> wife!"

  LOL!!

 GP> I flirted, though, & had my fun. . .

  Years ago, several ladies who I square danced with, were nurses on my ward
in the hospital. I got a ton of grief, and chain pulling. 

Daryl

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