George,

 GP> school board didn't allow  (like a full colour full detail French set
 GP> of encyclopedias about sex -- picture an illustrated(photos, not just
 GP> drawings) Kama Sutra, but more detailed. Also a college level botany
 GP> textbook course on how to grow marijuana (back when it was illegal up
 GP> here, too) with the highest THC, & various crude humour books (I liked
 GP> them best, as a 13yo overeducated punk- wannabe)

  You got an eyeful, I'm sure. 

 GP> I couldn't get a reservation at the library.
 GP> They were completely booked.

  You may have to wait awhile.

 GP> Q: How does Santa keep his library organized?
 GP> A: Bookish elves

  At each end as well.

 GP> I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.
 GP> She whispered, "They're right behind you..."

   

 GP> A man walks into the library and asks, "Do you have any books on poor
 GP> eyesight."
 GP> "NO, We don't!!!" replies the barman.

  The only gin we have is oxygen and nitrogen.

 GP> There is a sign outside my local library that says 'Watch for Cars'
 GP> Its a pretty good deal

  Jaywalkers will be run down and ticketed by police.

 GP> Q: Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries?
 GP> A: Because the prose outweigh the cons.

  It can be a real ballots-ing act at voting time.

 GP> Q: How do you find the right book in a library that was caught in a
 GP> flood? A: Using the mildewey decimal system!

  You mold your selections into what you want.

 GP> A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and
 GP> Schrodinger's cat.
 GP> The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's
 GP> there or not."

  More than tongues are wagging about it.

Daryl

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