> George,

 >  >   I doubt that they have an A+ mark from the Better Business Bureau. :P

 >  GP> Oh, but they do -- they sued the BBB over their original low rating!

 >   They likely bought the lawyers and judges out.

Judges seem venal these days, probably bought em off with a copy of Windows 
95 each. . .

  >   Or with the B.C. comic strip. This bird is on the back of a turtle, and
 > asks "What has 4 legs, a tail, and surrenders??". The turtle says "I give
 > up". 

 >   To which, the bird looks at him, and grins like the cheshire cat that 
just
 > swallowed the canary, and the turtle screams "Oh, for crying out loud!!" 


I miss that strip -- good quality stuff. . .

Q: What do you get when you combine a porcupine and a turtle?
A: A slowpoke!

Q: What happens to a turtle after it dies?
A: It goes into riga-tortoise

Q: What do you call a turtle in a chef’s hat?
A: A slow cooker.

Customer: Do you have any books on turtles?
Store owner: Hard cover?
Customer: Yes, with little heads

Q: What kind of house do ninja turtles live in when they go on vacation from
living in the sewers and fighting crime?
A: A cowabungalow

I haven’t been able find my pet turtle for the past few months
Turns out he’s just been sheltering in place.

Q: Why did the turtle go to T-mobile?
A: Because he couldn't sprint

Ok, on that note. . .

Your friend,

<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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