>   I have a bulletin on the BBS for those who might be thinking that being
 > a Sysop is all glory. It'd be nice if it was that way.

... "it's only a hobby, only a hobby, only a hobby, only a hobby..." right?

 >  GP> Rhonda knows me. It's the third call and the third appeasement 
engineer
 >  GP> this year. You'd think they'd learn.

 >   My favorite was the one where the high school kids wants access to "the
 > adult file area" for a high school sex education project". My response??
 > Nice try. 

My high school librarian volmntarily gave me the key to the Forbidden Books
Room, which held all the books publishers sent to him, thatt he school board
didn't allow  (like a full colour full detail French set of encyclopedias
about sex -- picture an illustrated(photos, not just drawings) Kama Sutra, 
but more detailed. Also a college level botany textbook course on how to grow
marijuana (back when it was illegal up here, too) with the highest THC, &
various crude humour books (I liked them best, as a 13yo overeducated punk-
wannabe)

We have our punny topic for today:

I couldn't get a reservation at the library.
They were completely booked.

Q: How does Santa keep his library organized?
A: Bookish elves

I asked the librarian if the library had any books about paranoia.
She whispered, "They're right behind you..."

A man walks into the library and asks, "Do you have any books on poor
eyesight."
"NO, We don't!!!" replies the barman.

There is a sign outside my local library that says 'Watch for Cars'
Its a pretty good deal

Q: Why is it a good idea to put more books in prison libraries?
A: Because the prose outweigh the cons.

Q: How do you find the right book in a library that was caught in a flood?
A: Using the mildewey decimal system!

A man goes into a library and asks for a book about Pavlov's dogs and
Schrodinger's cat.
The librarian says, "It rings a bell, but I don't know whether it's there or
not."

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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