I got this one from another BBS network's "pets" echo:
Enjoy!
 
    My corousing cat's a she
    she doesn't mark things with her pee
    She just makes some noise (es)
    and attracts the boys (es)
    Who do the job for free.
 
      Original, by Willy...
 
      Ross Sauer          patch@bbs.sts.net
 
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