George,

 >   I doubt that they have an A+ mark from the Better Business Bureau. :P

 GP> Oh, but they do -- they sued the BBB over their original low rating!

  They likely bought the lawyers and judges out.

 GP> My 5-year-old niece is a little shit.
 GP> We were celebrating my other niece's 2nd birthday, when my 5-year-old
 GP> niece comes up to me and says, "Hey Uncle, wanna play a game?"

 GP> "Sure. What game?"

 GP> "You pick a letter and I say three words that start with that letter."

 GP> Since it was her sister's birthday, I picked "B", assuming that she’ll
 GP> probably say "Birthday".

 GP> She was like, "Okay… B... B... BB..."

 GP> I sat there for a second in a moment of defeat...

 GP> "Yes. Those are all words."

 GP> You little shit.
 GP> [Be, Bee, & BB]

  Or with the B.C. comic strip. This bird is on the back of a turtle, and
asks "What has 4 legs, a tail, and surrenders??". The turtle says "I give
up". 

  To which, the bird looks at him, and grins like the cheshire cat that just 
swallowed the canary, and the turtle screams "Oh, for crying out loud!!" 

Daryl

... Deja Goo Goo: A feeling you're reliving your infancy.
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