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to: Daryl Stout
from: George Pope
date: 2021-05-04 10:36:00
subject: Re: Suspicious Law Firms

 > George,

 >  > Lye, Cheetham, and Steele: Attorneys at Law

 >  > With associates of Dewey, Cheatham, and Howe.

 >  > Don't forget they also have a whole complement of other staff...
 >  GP> [ excellent list deleted for brevityy in reply]

 >  GP> You missed their divorce law department:
 >  GP> Ditcher, Quick, & Hyde

 >  GP> & their companionship procurement gents at:
 >  GP> Screwem, Goode, & Hart

 >   I doubt that they have an A+ mark from the Better Business Bureau. :P

Oh, but they do -- they sued the BBB over their original low rating!

My 5-year-old niece is a little shit.
We were celebrating my other niece's 2nd birthday, when my 5-year-old niece
comes up to me and says, "Hey Uncle, wanna play a game?"

"Sure. What game?"

"You pick a letter and I say three words that start with that letter."

Since it was her sister's birthday, I picked "B", assuming that she’ll
probably say "Birthday".

She was like, "Okay… B... B... BB..."

I sat there for a second in a moment of defeat...

"Yes. Those are all words."

You little shit.
[Be, Bee, & BB]

Your friend,

<+]:{)}
Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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