>  GP> mm, chili. . .

 >   I think we know what your favorite food is. 

It's _a_ fave food, yes, if done r ight (no kidney beans -- just meat &
peppers, & maybe some tomatoes)

 >  GP> *in your best Irish accent why does Irish Chili have 239 beans?
 >  GP> A: If you add one more, it’ll be Two-Farty!

 >   More like two loud blasts every farty seconds. 

About that, yup.

 >  GP> What do you call Muslim chili peppers?
 >  GP> Halalapenos

 >   Sad.

Why? A portmanteau(valid pun fodder) of halal & jalapeno. . .

 >   My 2 favorites for the BBQ places are:

 > 1) You Can't Beat Our Meat.
 > 2) I Like My Butt Rubbed, And My Pork Pulled.

What a conkydink, so do I!

 >  GP> Q:How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
 >  GP> A:Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

 >   Wasn't there a music group by that name??

Yup,. & I'm guessing one of their hits was "Give it away now" or some such.

My doc looked at my gut & said I should diet.

I replied, "You told me to watch my weigt, so  put it up front where I can 
see it easily.  What colour should I dye my belly to lose weight?"

Diet is just DIE with a T --Garfield

ok, dieting it is:

Did you hear about the guy who went on a fruit diet? In just 2 days, he 
became completely obnoxious
Evidently, it is enough to make a Mango crazy
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After careful consideration, I’ve decided to go on an entirely vegetarian
based diet.
I will now only eat animals that are herbivores.
[aka a second generation Vegan]
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My friend Joe recently went on the Dolly Parton diet...
It made Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean, Joe lean!
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My wife says I'm on a seafood diet....
When I see food, I eat it!
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John Bon Jovi has started an extremely strict fruit only diet...
He's living on a pear.
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I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet....
I get hungry.
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I changed my diet...
...the cookies now stand left of my keyboard.
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Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive
set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather
frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..

A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis
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Diet Diary, Day one : Have just removed all the fattening food from the
House..
..and it was so delicious.
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I thought about going on an all almond diet
But that would be just nuts

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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