George,

 GP> 'Of course. I need to use a tripod to rest my Canon on. It's much to
 GP> big for me to hold while I'm getting ready for action.
 GP> Ma'am...ma'am...good God, she's fainted!'

  It has been awhile since I've heard that one. 

  There's another one where this woman likes to go camping, but she's
very delicate in asking about toilet facilities at the campground...
but you obviously need them.

  So she asks the director if the campground has its own BC (for bathroom
commode). Yet, he's not old fashioned, and he thinks she's asking about
its own Baptist Church!!

  The reply letter is an absolute scream!! I believe it'll get posted
in here sooner or later. 

Daryl

... When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.
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