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from: `J \`Diesel `Aoi \`Luke `Eduardo` Fisk\` Ikazuchi` Machine\` T`
date: 2001-03-06 04:56:39
subject: Re: Spankson: Ass-sucking Expert.

On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 09:26:43 GMT, (Mad Hatter�) wrote:

>On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 09:15:43 GMT, "J \"Diesel 'Aoi \"Luke 'Eduardo'
>Fisk\" Ikazuchi' Machine\" T"  wrote:
>
>>On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 09:01:24 GMT, (Mad Hatter�) wrote:
>>
>>>On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 08:21:23 GMT, "J \"Diesel 'Aoi \"Luke 'Eduardo'
>>>Fisk\" Ikazuchi' Machine\" T"  wrote:
>>>
>>>>On Tue, 06 Mar 2001 08:04:08 GMT, (Mad Hatter�) wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>On Mon, 05 Mar 2001 00:41:17 -0600, pus bonum et laudabile
>>>>> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>>"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 10:28:56 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>>>  wrote:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 03:15:02 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>>> >>  wrote:
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 02:26:27 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>>> >> >>  wrote:
>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 02:02:57 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>>> >> >> >>  wrote:
>>>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> On Sun, 04 Mar 2001 01:28:54 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>  wrote:
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >"Mad Hatter�" wrote:
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> On Sat, 03 Mar 2001 20:28:52 -0600, The Queen of Cans and Jars
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>  wrote:
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >spooge@petitmorte.net wrote:
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> In , in alt.hackers.malicious, The
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Slap Catcher  typed:
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >spooge@petitmorte.net wrote:
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> [...]
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Dat so?  You run backwards faster than you fo forwards, Spankee.
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Yes, and you merely suck ass.
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> You'd be the better judge about ass-sucking, Spankson.  I'm frankly
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> completely unfamiliar with what good and bad ass-sucking would be.  How
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> much training do you have in ass-sucking?  Is this something you learned
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> "in school"?  Are you an Apprentice Ass-sucker, A Journeyman Ass-sucker,
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> or a Professional Ass-sucker?  Enquiring minds want to know.  Ya know?
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Hey, why did you lie about administering 160 boxes, Jason?
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Erm, because I didn't, dipshit.
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> Ha ha ha ha ha.... World Land Speed Backpedal Record!
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >Christ, spog. Your're the only one who lied about what he did for a
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >living.
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >I currently administer something on the order of 160 nodes. At school.
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> Spankson , I have *never* made a Usenet post that stated what I do for a
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> living.  That's why you can't find such a post, you rectally fixated
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> little ex-con.
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >So what do you do for a living, since you're not cut out to be a cop,
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> >but rather, like to pretend to be a cop?
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> You tell me.  You think you have good sources, you tell me.  You've made
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> dozens of silly posts claiming all sorts of bullshit, so now it's time to
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >> show us your stuff, Mr. I Administer 160 Nodes.
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >Gettin' a little pissy, eh?
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> Fellin the spray, eh?  Maybe if you weren't always eaing your own shit
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> people wouldn't mistake you for the urninal.
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> >How do you put people in jail, spooge?
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> Well in your case I guess they could disguise the prison as a gay bath
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> house.
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >> -Mad Hatter
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> >Wow. You suck worse than I thought.
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> Says the fuckwitted spankard who stupidly says I suck without any
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> explanation as to why that might be.  Really Stupid, couldn't you have
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> come up with something a bit more original than a "you suck for
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> kicking my ass and that's why I'm going to run away and hide" lame?
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>  `, )
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >> -Mad Hatter
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >> >> >It's sort of like, you really suck bad, and everyone knows it.
>>>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> Hey you're the whore around here Quef, not me.  Personally though yer
>>>>>>> >> >> >> partially right, I'm so bad at sucking that I just don't do it.  What
>>>>>>> >> >> >> can I say, when it comes to sucking like you, I just can't keep up.
>>>>>>> >> >> >>   `, )
>>>>>>> >> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> >> -Mad Hatter
>>>>>>> >> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >> >I suppose the plan is to bore me to tears.
>>>>>>> >> >>
>>>>>>> >> >> What plan?  I don't recall anyone mentioning any plans to do anything
>>>>>>> >> >> with this evening entertainment package...hmmm...I'll have to look
>>>>>>> >> >> into this.  Perhaps you've been canceled for someone else, I'll check
>>>>>>> >> >> and see.  `, )
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> >Riiiiight.....
>>>>>>> >> >
>>>>>>> >> >A very unplausible denial.
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> You know seeing as how I'm merely reflecting your own attempts at
>>>>>>> >> flaming, whenever you accuse me of being boring...you're actually
>>>>>>> >> accusing yourself of being boring.  Post higher quality messages, get
>>>>>>> >> higher quality responses, that's the way it works Quef.  `, )
>>>>>>> >>
>>>>>>> >> -Mad Hatter
>>>>>>> >
>>>>>>> >Fuck that. You will continue to eat my shit, and like it.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> And you will continue to fantasize yer shit is being eaten by me, too
>>>>>>> bad yer too fuckin stupid to realize I'm just flushing it, all the
>>>>>>> while laughing at your inability to produce anything even worth
>>>>>>> noticing.  `, )
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> -Mad Hatter
>>>>>
>>>>>>Yes. Continue not to notice me.
>>>>>
>>>>>Trust me it's not that hard.  I don't even really know who you are,
>>>>>except that a few people have mentioned the name Jason.  All in all
>>>>>though I won't even remember your nameless face in a few months,
>>>>>you're simply the entertainment package.  `, )
>>>
>>>>Since you never actually saw his face to begin with, there isn't much
>>>>to remember, eh? 
>>>
>>>Stupid spankards all look the same, so actually I have seen his face.
>>>
>>>>Playing it safe, making statements you know you can
>>>>back up? Smart move, tough guy. OR PERHAPS YOU MEANT 'FACELESS NAME'?
>>>
>>>My, my, look at you get all upset.  Perhaps if you calmed down and
>>>spent more time defending yourself from me rather than defending other
>>>people from me you wouldn't be so high strung.  `, )
>
>>What's there to defend against? 
>
>The large mirror I'm holding up in front of me.

Ok, my turn.

"I'm rubber, you're glue, it bounces off me and sticks to you"

Quality. Pure quality.

>>I haven't noticed anything. 
>
>You don't notice a lot of things, huh?  Perhaps it's because you have
>some sort of learning disability.

You seem to be going back on your claim of 'not flaming'. ;-]
Perhaps you're just a lying sack of goat semen?

>>Besides, I
>>assumed you weren't flaming me, as you've struggled so desperately to
>>make clear. 
>
>Okay have it your way, I am flaming you, hell I won't argue.

Which, by your logic, makes me a flamer? Your ivory tower is crumbling
into low quality cocaine, and suffering at the hands of my superior
tornado-based weaponry.

>>So, what exactly are you doing?
>
>Fucking around with yer head comes to mind.

You'll have to try a bit harder than that. Actually, you'll have to
try a lot harder than that. You see, you are words on a screen.
Nothing less, nothing more. Well, perhaps less. Anyway, if you think
electronically transmitting your wonderful little kiddie flames onto
usenet where i can read them is going to offend me or piss me off, you
really need to consider rethinking your strategy.

>> It seems to me you're
>>doing the usenet equivalent of smashing your face repeatedly into
>>someone's fist until you bleed, then claiming a "successful attack".
>
>So that's how you see yourself in my mirror, huh?  Interesting.  `, )

I was expecting something a little more creative. I guess I expected
too much from you. Shame, that.

JT - http://fueledbyhatred.keenspace.com
"I'm sorry I killed your entire family"

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