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to: George Pope
from: Daryl Stout
date: 2021-05-01 20:35:00
subject: Re: 8 Siimple Rules for D

George,

 GP> I mean, she'd have my genetics so she'd be good looking for sure &,
 GP> being a man, I know whgat those boys/young men are thinking/wanting, &
 GP> NO!!!!

  The one thing on their minds..."that teenage boy I used to be". :P

 GP> I wouldn't control her choices freedom, but I'd definitely clear out
 GP> the worst ones on her behalf.

  You have to...and it's for their own good.

 GP> My adult step-dauyghter, if ever she hgets interestedf & finds someone
 GP> likewise interested back will run it by her mom & me, as she's smart
 GP> enough to know we have experience & perspective she doesn't & we love
 GP> her.

  It's true that "true love waits".

 GP> I'm not aware of how that would present for someone outside of Quebec,
 GP> but my wife said it was clearly an insolent attitude; my daughter
 GP> overheard & that wqas the end of him! Ghosted into obscurity. . .

  Or in one of the rules to date my daughter: "If you make her cry, I
will make you cry". 

 GP> First dates are always fun to recall (usually)

  Mine was taking a fellow student from the high school choir to the
year end banquet at the Hialeah-Miami Lakes Country Club (they're
neighboring communities). While we feasted on London Broil and all
the trimmings, she said "her family ended up ordering out for pizza". 

  But, since neither of us had a learners permit (restricted drivers
license), my parents provided the transportation. The fund raiser for
the choir was selling M&M candies...with money from my paper route,
I bought a lot of them for myself...I ended up selling the most. 

 GP> On their first date, a man asked his companion if she'd like a drink
 GP> with dinner.
 GP> "Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday school class?" she said.
 GP> Later, he offered her a cigarette. "Oh, no, what would I tell my Sunday
 GP> school class?" she said again.
 GP> On the drive home, he saw a motel. Figuring he had nothing to lose, he
 GP> asked if she wanted to stop in there.
 GP> "Okay," his date replied.
 GP> "What will you tell your Sunday school class?" he asked, shocked.
 GP> "The same thing I always tell them. 'You don't have to drink or smoke
 GP> to have a good time.'"

  Love it!! 

 GP> I always ask a funny question on first dates.
 GP> "Are you a serial killer? "

  Only if you'll let me destroy this bowl for breakfast.

 GP> Its healthy to avoid competition in a relationship.

 GP> [First date]
 GP> Her: So what do you do?
 GP> Him: I'm working on eliminating all cancers.

 GP> Her: Wow! That's impressive!

 GP> Him: Next, I'll move on to Capricorns.

  LOL!! No pressure!! 

 GP> On our first date, I couldn't figure out why my wife was acting like a
 GP> fish. Turns out she was just being Koi.

  I'd be like the groundlings in Shakespeare's day, and throw tomatoes at
you...but I hate to waste something that should be on a sandwich or in a
salad. 

Daryl

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