George,

 GP> My wife & I created a chili recikpe my whlefamily likes (even our picky
 GP> son): no beans(cuz ewww!) & the meat is chipped beef instead of ground
 GP> beef. Contains jalapenos, hot chilis, habaneros, & an Anaheim or two, &
 GP> lots of chili powder, flakes, & cayenne! YUUUMMMMMYYY!!!

  As noted, I never cared for it. And, you have a stronger constitution
than I do in that department.

 GP> Water is the absolute worst thing to drink!  Lager is suposed to fix a
 GP> hot curry.  The best for spicy food, by far, is buttermilk (or liquid
 GP> yoghurt or acidophilous milk)

 GP> mm, chili. . .

  I think we know what your favorite food is. 

 GP> Q:What do dead Norseman like in their chili?
 GP> A:Vallhallapenos

  I would say so.

 GP> -=-
 GP> *in your best Irish accent why does Irish Chili have 239 beans?
 GP> A: If you add one more, it’ll be Two-Farty!

  More like two loud blasts every farty seconds. 

 GP> -=-
 GP> I was carrying a bowl of chili from the kitchen and my dog ran in and
 GP> caused me to drop the entire bowl on top of him, covering him in chili.

 GP> Now he’s a chili dog.

  He probably enjoyed it. I saw 2 dachshund birthday cards once...one was
for a birthday wish, that said "Have A Happy Birthday...Or, I'll Pee Behind
The Sofa!!". The second one said "Go Ahead. Squirt Me With Mustard. I 
Deserve It!! I Forgot Your Birthday". 

 GP> -=-
 GP> What do you call Muslim chili peppers?
 GP> Halalapenos

  Sad.

 GP> -=-
 GP> Chili Cookout Weather Forecast:
 GP> Chili today, hot tamale!

  I've seen that one some restaurant marquee signs.

  My 2 favorites for the BBQ places are:

1) You Can't Beat Our Meat.
2) I Like My Butt Rubbed, And My Pork Pulled.

 GP> -=-
 GP> Q:How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
 GP> A:Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

  Wasn't there a music group by that name??

Daryl

... "In Mexico, we have a word for sushi: bait." -Jose Simon
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