Chris' mother was in the hospital, so he went to visit her, and to
see his new brother. Chris wandered into a room across the hall,
which was occupied by a woman with a broken leg.

  "Hello" he said. "How long have you been here??".

  "Oh, about a month".

  "Let me see your baby?", he then asked.

  "I don't have a baby", replied the woman.

  "Gee, you're slow" said Chris. "My Momma's been here just two days,
and she's got one"!!
--- SBBSecho 3.14-Win32