> George,

 >  GP> The Chili Judge

 >   I wouldn't have been in this competition, but my late wife and
 > a late Sysop friend would've fought it out in this one for which
 > one was the hottest. 

My wife & I created a chili recikpe my whlefamily likes (even our picky son):
no beans(cuz ewww!) & the meat is chipped beef instead of ground beef.
Contains jalapenos, hot chilis, habaneros, & an Anaheim or two, & lots of
chili powder, flakes, & cayenne! YUUUMMMMMYYY!!! 

 >   Sorry, Janice...but I think Tim would've won. :P

 >   I understand that if you do eat something real hot, you should
 > drink cold milk to cool your mouth down.

Water is the absolute worst thing to drink!  Lager is suposed to fix a hot
curry.  The best for spicy food, by far, is buttermilk (or liquid yoghurt or
acidophilous milk)

mm, chili. . .

Q:What do dead Norseman like in their chili?
A:Vallhallapenos
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*in your best Irish accent why does Irish Chili have 239 beans? 
A: If you add one more, it’ll be Two-Farty!
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I was carrying a bowl of chili from the kitchen and my dog ran in and caused
me to drop the entire bowl on top of him, covering him in chili.

Now he’s a chili dog.
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What do you call Muslim chili peppers?
Halalapenos
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Chili Cookout Weather Forecast:
Chili today, hot tamale!
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Q:How do you determine the mass of a red hot chili pepper?
A:Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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