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to: George Pope
from: Daryl Stout
date: 2021-04-13 21:39:00
subject: Re: Eat What You Like

George,

 GP> In general, here you must have your mask on when entering any public
 GP> building (including restaurants); once at your booth, you'reconsidered
 GP> in morte private territory (as in bathrooms--haven't heard of Bathroom
 GP> Patrols yet))

  I think of the cartoon from Gary Larsen's "The Far Side" comic strip
years ago. This guy is coming out of a restaurant bathroom...and suddenly,
the lights flash, the siren goes off, and the speaker shouts with the
sign "DIDN'T WASH HANDS!!". 

  The place where I used to live (H.U.D. subsidized housing for the 
disabled), had to require a key to access the restrooms...as several
folks who weren't residents there, were using them as "love nests" (there
were used condoms, etc. on the floor).

 GP> At home & in your car alone, of course you don't need to wear it by any
 GP> standards.

  To me, doing that, is overkill.

 GP> But elsewhere, you could come in contact with the virus & the mask
 GP> provides some (1-2%) protection for you & 95% for others, in case
 GP> you've got it & are asymptomatic.

  I treat the shot like an injection I've had for other things...such as
the flu, tetanus, shingles, and now COVID-19. If I were to come down with
the illness, it should be "less" than what I would've had otherwise. There
is no guarantee that you will NOT get the illness, even if getting the shot.
Of course, with all my medical conditions, the saying "they shoot horses,
don't they??" comes to mind. 

 GP> Of course; but when you want to go for Uber Eats, that's what I've
 GP> found most helpful.

  I may try it this week...had other errands to do, and I already had plans
to eat out. But, since I'll be home for a few days, I'll either make my own,
or call out for it. I'll have to see if they have a better choice than what
I initially saw.

 GP> & not by happenstance (bad weather wrecking the wheat crops so burgers
 GP> go up, or the Arabs go to war again, increasing fuel costs for
 GP> delivering everything, including your groceries & restaurants'
 GP> ingredients); it's all artificial & deliberate; milking us to within
 GP> an inch of our ability to live.

  Yep. All that corn going to waste on ethanol...when we could be feeding
a bunch of folks...even though I can't really eat that anymore, due to
digestive tract issues.  

 >   If you smoke during sex, you're doing it too fast. 

 GP> I've been fast, I've been slow, but never smoked during sex; melted a
 GP> condom or two to bits, though, in my younger days. (everything good &
 GP> nominally immoral I enjoyed in my  younger days)

  Nowadays, it's like ventriloquist Jeff Dunham and Walter, telling Jeff
about what "Safe Sex" between Walter and his wife consists of. He said 
"she screams 'Screw You', and I yell 'Bite Me'" . Walter also said that
the "noises are a bit pornographic"...but they were "Get Off!!" or "I can't
see The Weather Channel". 

 GP> Looking back at the political news from you country the past few
 GP> decades, I think so! & I think Bill Clinton was a Vice President (not
 GP> Vice-President)

  Whether one likes or loathes him, the Presidential Library has done quite
a bit for tourism in the River Market District in the downtown area, which
is separated by the Arkansas River...between Little Rock and North Little
Rock (it was originally known as Argenta). In fact, the Clinton School Of
Public Service is in the former Rock Island Railroad Passenger Depot...and
the former railroad bridge is now a pedestrian bridge over the Arkansas
River.

 GP> Some say he was the first black president:
 GP> 1) he lived in government housinig
 GP> 2) he received agovernment cheque each month
 GP> 3) he played the saxaphone
 GP> 4) he liked chubby white girls (bony Linda notwithstanding)

  In a word, really.

 >   Egg-citing story.

 GP> Trying to get your funny side up. . .

  Better than poaching in on the subject with yolks. 

 GP> Trump's a good shit in the long run (but who wants long runny shit?)

  Everyone has to sit on the toilet sooner or later. :P

  But, the S word actually is an acronym for "So Happy It's Thursday". 

Daryl

... Sex: A misdemeanor. Da more you miss, Da meaner you get.
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