George,

 >   There is an organization that uses the same USDA acronym,
 > but it stands for United Square Dancers of America. :)

 GP> Either way, the backwoods bars have them stripping while dancing. . .

  That may only be at some of the "after parties". :P

 GP> I try to avoid Staryucks, except for their pumpkin spice frappe in
 GP> fall, if the medium is still near $5. . .

  I never cared for Starbucks. If you want to see something funny,
search YouTube for Peanut Jeff Dunham Starbuck's.

 >   That's what he gets for going down Lois' Lane. 

 GP> So long as it was consensual. . .

 GP> I wonder if he did rang Lana's dana ding dong?

  She thought he was a Super Man. 

 > ... If the bathtub leaks, does the bathroom sink??

 GP> You might be in over your head here. . .

  Yeah, when the bathtub water starts churning, I turn green. :P

 GP> Q: Why did the Amazon package wake up in a bathtub full of ice?
 GP> A: Because it was de-livered.

  Why did they want liver removed??

 GP> When you buy a bigger bathtub....
 GP> .....you have more bath room, but less bathroom.

  Six of one, half dozen of the other.

 GP> Buckets are pathetic compared to bathtubs
 GP> In fact they pail in comparison

  When I kick the bucket, I end up with a stubbed toe.

 GP> Swimming pools are just chlorified bathtubs....
 GP> It might not quite work out in english, but it got stuck in my head -
 GP> chlorine being used in pools, which are glorified bathtubs....

  Some still skinny dip in them, or use them as a porta-potty.

 GP> I dropped my phone in the bathtub.
 GP> Now it's syncing.

  Better immerse it in rice to dry it out.

Daryl

... Hot coffee and cold pizza -- the breakfast of champions!!
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