* Forwarded from the 142-Jokes & Stor conference on the TWN-MAIL BBS.
 * Original from Dave Coble to All dated 03-06-98.
   A couple of TAC pilots were flying F-102's in escort with a B-36
bomber and were chinning with the pilot of the bomber to pass the
time.  Talk fell to the subject of the relative merits of their
respective aircraft with the fighter pilots holding that their
planes made for more interesting flying because of their
manueverability, acceleration and the like.  The B-36 pilot replied
"Yeh?  Well this old girl can do a few tricks you guys can't even
touch."  Naturally, he was challenged to demonstrate.  "Watch," he
tells them.
   After several minutes the bomber pilot returns to the air and says,
"There!  How was that?"  Not having seen anything, the fighter
pilots say, "What are you talking about?"  Reply, "Well, I went for
a little stroll, got a cup of coffee and went downstairs for a chat
with the navigator."
 * AmyBW v2.15b7 *
... "Almost Missed the Bus"                 By Justin Time
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