Hello Everybody,

NASA finally admits Moon landing a hoax.  Of course, NASA did not come
right out and say so.  But that is what they said. That's right.  A few
years ago, NASA "lost" the original Moon landing tapes.  Yesterday, NASA
admits to having destroyed those tapes, knowing the Moon landings were
a hoax.

Imagine that.  NASA claiming to have "accidentally re-used the original
moon tapes."  All 45 tapes of Apollo XI video.  C'mon guys.  Get a life.
It didn't happen.

The Moon landing was a hoax.

After all, who in their right mind would believe
that NASA degaussed and "accidentally re-used the
original moon tapes"?  Those tapes were erased.
Destroyed so the only proof is a known doctored
copy.  Actually four doctored copies.  The most
important thing in the history of mankind, and
they erased it.  I don't think so.

The Moon landing was a hoax.

But hey.  It's not a total loss.  Hollywood is coming to the
rescue.  Really.  You heard right.  The same studio wizards who
restored "Capablanca" will soon be bringing you fully restored
NASA film footage of Neil Armstrong and Buzz Aldrin walking on
the surface of the Moon. In full living color.  And in digital
format.  Presumably widescreen.  And with lots of extra features.

"There's nothing being created; there's nothing being manufactured.
You can now see the detail that's coming out."
- NASA senior engineer Dick Nafzger, the man in charge of the project

Stanley Kubrick did the original film for NASA, but unfortunately
he is no longer around.  So who is now bailing out NASA from their
misfortune?  George Lucas.  That's right.  The same producer who
gave us those Indiana Jones movies and Star Wars movies.  It is
his company that is doing the work for NASA.

I wonder if Steven Spielberg will be a consultant.  Nah.  NASA
is probably saving him for their Mars project.

--Lee


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