George,

 GP> Now for some ObJokes to keep this thread on topic:

 GP> I needed a place to keep my USDA inspected chicken strip
 GP> So I bought a wallet

 GP> Now my legal tender is safe

  There is an organization that uses the same USDA acronym,
but it stands for United Square Dancers of America. :)

 GP> The exchange clerk says, “Fluctuations.”

 GP> The Chinese guy is shocked for a moment, and yells back,
 GP> “Fluctuamelicans, too!”

  Or they're wondering where the guy was in the military...as
he was put in charge of supplies. Suddenly, he appears out of
nowhere, and shouts "Supplies!!" 

 GP> -=-
 GP> Q: What kind of currency do astronauts use?
 GP> A: Starbucks  #sorrynotsorry

  Put that in your Java and drink it. 

 GP> -=-
 GP> Superman lost all of his money in one evening on a digital currency
 GP> scheme It was his crypto night.

  That's what he gets for going down Lois' Lane. 

 GP> -=-
 GP> What would you do if all US currency turned in to cheese?
 GP> Personally I'd just start using a swiss bank

  Might as well.

Daryl

... If the bathtub leaks, does the bathroom sink??
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