>  GP> Not to worry, the anti-prayer-in-school laws will always fail so long
 >  GP> as there are exams.

 >   A fellow classmate's philosophy years ago was "Well, here comes another
 > F". 

For me, it was A after A until I got a teacher who didn't like me, then I got
a B, & my dad grounded me for 4 months. . . (was going to be for the year, 
but my mom intervened & granted amnesty)

 >   Or, how about this one:

 > Supervisor: "There will be a random drug test today."

 > Employee: "Crap!! I didn't study for it."

 >   I guess "Piss on that one" would be a valid response. :P

That's "trickle down economics" in a nutshell:

You ask the 1% to increase wages by 5% so we can live slightly better, & they
reply, "Piss on yas!"

 > ... How long should we practice sex before it's safe??

Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so I see that as proof positive
I should just keep going. . . you want to help me convince my wife of this
logic?

Or my girlfriend (J/King--I can't afford a wife, kids, AND a girlfriend!)

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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