George,


 GP> Please do comment as to which you loved & which you hated. . .

 GP> Also, at any time, let me know if you're done with receiving these.
 GP> Becaue you're a mate, I won't even charge you my usual $19.00
 GP> cancelation fee! ;)

  Can I owe you some wooden nickels?? 

 GP> -= 1 =-
 GP> I have bad news and good news. My parrot died from obresity yesterday.
 GP> However, there is some good news.

 GP> It’s a lot of weight off my shoulders.

  So much for giving you the bird. 

 GP> -= 2 =-
 GP> Well I got some bad news for y’all
 GP> 2022 is gonna be as bad as 2020 because 2022 is 2020 too

  We're still in trouble, because with 2021, 2020 won.

 GP> -= 3 =-
 GP> I don't like the term 'Anal Bleaching'.

 GP> I prefer to call it 'changing my ringtone'.

  I guess that's what the Chinese are doing for a COVID-19 check
(anal swabs). Talk about "Turning The Tide". :P

 GP> -= 4 =-
 GP> Whoever said laughter is the best medicine …

 GP> Clearly hasn’t tried curing diarrhea with a tickle fight.

  Or like the meme where there is male and female pod of peas.
The male is tickling the female...she screams "STOP!!", as she
is "peeing all over the place". 

 GP> -= 5 =-
 GP> I've woken up nearly 20,000 times and I'm still not used to it.

  Or like the guy who wakes up in the morgue, and wonders "If I'm
alive, what am I doing here?? If I'm dead, how come I have to go 
to the bathroom??".

 GP> -= 6 =-
 GP> A vegan friend's status said if we had to kill our own food, we
 GP> wouldn't eat meat. I think if he had to build his own computer he'd
 GP> wouldn't whine on Facebook.

  Never mind writing software that'd work with everything. On a side
note, Microsoft Windows before Windows 10 has "Windows Explorer"...it
was changed to "File Explorer" in Windows 10. Well, that program kept
locking when I tried to access the downloads folder. So, I searched
with DuckDuckGo, and found a freeware program called "Explore++". It's
a free program, that works just like the Explorer programs (no ads,
etc., either). Plus, just extract the ZIP file (versions are for both
32-bit and 64-bit) to the desired directory, create a shortcut for it,
and you're in business. No installation, registry, or uninstallation
issues. If you don't like it, just zap the directory, and the created
shortcuts. 

 GP> -= 7 =-
 GP> Buy your Vegan friend a Venus Flytrap to show them how even plants
 GP> think they’re wrong.

  Just don't stick your finger inside it...those things close very
rapidly.

 GP> -= 8 =-
 GP> I went to a vegan restaurant once. Wait, no, that was just a florist.

  There were two friars who were looking to supplement their income, so
they started their own flower shops. Well, they were doing such good
business, that a competitor (who apparently was doing shady business
anyway), decided to torch the store.

  He was arrested, and at the trial, it was learned his name was Hugh.
They asked why he set the place ablaze, and he replied "Only Hugh can
prevent florist friars".

 GP> -= 9 =-
 GP> Q: What's the best way to quit being vegan?
 GP> A: Cold turkey.

  Makes for good sandwiches any time of year. :)

 GP> -= 10 =-
 GP> Ignore this, I'm in a pub and I'm the only one sat alone and people are
 GP> looking at me like I'm some sort of weird loner, so just writing this
 GP> to make it look like I have a friend to text

  Schizophrenia beats dining alone.

Daryl

... A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
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