George,

 GP> Q: Why do huysbands typically die before wives?
 GP> A: They WANT TO!

  Yes, dear. Yes, dear. Yes, dear. No, dear.  I mean Yes, dear. 

 GP> Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
 GP> A: It's WORTH it!

  The lawyers say "May Divorce Be With You". Or the one where the woman said
"You've
heard his side of the story...now, here's mine"...yet, she did all the talking.
:P

 GP> Jokes, of course, hopefully. . . *checks behind* *sneaks away from
 GP> computer*

  Better slither off quickly in serpentine fashion.

  Looking back at all I've been through over the years, no wonder I didn't
arry
until I was 43...but never dreamed I'd be a widower at 47.

Daryl

... Free the Indianapolis 500.
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