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Funny stuff from your church bulletin?

More good news bad news:

Good:
The postman's early
Bad:
He's wearing fatigues and carrying an AK47
Worse:
You gave him nothing for Christmas
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Bro, I got good news and bad news
Jus
t gimme the good news bro.
The air bags in your car worked perfectly.
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Wife: I got good news, dear.
Husband: Wut?
Wife: The airbags in our car work.
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Bad news: a message in German sent 110 years ago by homing pigeon was just
found.
Worse news: it was an acceptance letter to art school.
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Doctor: “I have some bad news and some good news.”
Me: “What’s the bad news doc?”

Doctor: “I have to amputate your left foot.”

Me: “What’s the good news?”

Doctor: “You are going to start the new year on the right foot.”

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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