The doctor, who had been seeing an 80-year-old woman for most of her
life, finally retired. At her next checkup, the new doctor told her to
bring a list of all the medicines that had been prescribed for her. As
the young doctor was looking through these, his eyes grew wide as he
realized she has a prescription for birth control pills. "Mrs. Smith,
do you realize these are BIRTH CONTROL pills?!?"

"Yes, they help me sleep at night."

"Mrs. Smith, I assure you there is absolutely NOTHING in these that
could possibly help you sleep!"

She reached out and patted the young Doctor's knee."Yes, dear, I know
that but every morning, I grind one up and mix it in the glass of
orange juice that my 16 year old granddaughter drinks... And believe
me, it helps me sleep at night!"
--- SBBSecho 3.13-Win32