-=> Quoting Jeff Green to Bob Lawrence <=-

Hello Jeff,

 BL>> ROFL!
 BL>> I can't find a condom large enough.
 
 JG>> I try this line on the girls and all I get is a response like
 JG>> your first line :-) 
 
 BL>  Next time, try putting it on your fist. That'll wipe the smile off
 BL> their face! Or maybe not.

 JG> Well, yes. That would wipe the smile off their face. I'll put up with
 JG> the ROFL as long as I get a root. 

 I'm compiling pick-up lines if anyone is interested.  And for the record, one
need not try pickup lines to get a ROFL.

John Tserkezis,  NSW BBS Registry Coordinator. Sydney, Australia.
FidoNet: 3:712/610   Internet: jt{at}iform.com.au

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