-=> George Pope wrote to Daryl Stout <=-

 GP> Q: Why do huysbands typically die before wives?
 GP> A: They WANT TO!

 GP> Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
 GP> A: It's WORTH it!

 GP> Jokes, of course, hopefully. . . *checks behind* *sneaks away from
 GP> computer*

LOL

Heard this last night... Two guys were talking and one was complaining
about his wife always on his case about something. Other guy said
his first wife was like that, till she died from poison mushrooms.

Other guy said "I thought she drowned in the bathtub?"

"No - that was the second wife - she wouldn't eat the mushrooms..."



... Dime:... A dollar with all the taxes taken out.
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