> George,

 >  GP> The old man looked at his wife. "This is all your fault!" he 
screamed!
 >  GP> "If it weren't for you and your blasted bran muffins, I could have 
been
 >  GP> here ten years ago!"

 >   Reminds me of the joke where St. Peter told this huge group of men that
 > he wanted them to separate into 2 groups.

 >   The henpecked husbands were to go to the left, and the husbands who
 > were truly "the head of the house", were to go to the right.

 >   The entire line shifted to the left...except for one frail elderly man.

 >   Amazed, St. Peter asked the old man what his secret was.

 >   He replied "My wife told me to stand over here". 

Q: Why do huysbands typically die before wives?
A: They WANT TO!

Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: It's WORTH it!

Jokes, of course, hopefully. . . *checks behind* *sneaks away from computer*

Your friend,

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Cyberpope, Bishop of ROM
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