FM> Sheep, camels, snakes and now little white dogs on street
 FM> corners - is *nothing* safe in Concord? 

 JG> Sounds as though 'women' might be safe :-)

  Women! AaaRRGH! I love it when you talk dirty.

... FX: throws bucket of water over himself

  Ahh. That's better. Dare I think it?....... SCHOOL GIRLS!

  AAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH!

... FX: jumps in Lebanese lady's pool next door

  LEBANESE LADY!!!!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH!

... FX: Faints

  Whew! That's much better. These orgasms are getting worse.

Regards,
Bob
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