-=> Shawn Highfield wrote to Dave Drum <=-

 DD> my ample arse feel like it's been sandpapered after an hour or so.

 SH> Did you find anything?

Found some possibles on Amazon and New Egg on-line. And a few at Office
Depot and Best Buy stores - all over U$200. I'm going to check Habitat
for Humanity's ReStore (where I bought all of my living room furniture)
and, as I have a reason to be in Decatur (next sizable town east) I'll
check with Staples - who abandoned Spring-A-Leak several years ago. My
former favourite confuser chair came from there but succumbed to the
black mold that took over my mobile home whilst I was recovering from a
hospitalisation at my brother's gouse.

I'll probably not buy on-line because I want to plop my butt into the
seat before I part with the dosh.

 DD> home. So I cut behind the slow poke and hit the ramp.  Bv)=  Some
 DD> days I just feel so "evil".

 SH> Laugh, I love to torture people too.

And sometimes, not often, but enough to keep me encouraged, there's a
cop when you want one.  Bv)=

 DD> Red caviar is salmon roe. Also it's good fishing bair if you're after
 DD> trout. If you're doing caviar of either colour be careful with the
 DD> salt. Caviar is *very* salty.

 SH> That's okay I salt bacon.  (Just kidding)

I don't salt bacon and I do what I can to tone down the salt in salt pork.

My doctor has tried peddling the conventional "Salt is bad for your BP"
wisdom. But, for some reason it doesn't affect mine. Dennis. OTOH, does
unsalted buttor, Mrs. Dash seasoning and Morton's Mu-Salt (potassium
chloride), etc. because the salt does affect his BP. Go figger.

MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06
 
      Title: Salty Dog
 Categories: Five, Beverages, Booze, Citrus
      Yield: 1 Shooter
 
  1 1/2 oz Vodka *
      5 oz Grapefruit juice; or to fill
           Coarse salt
           Ice cubes
 
  Rim a highball glass with margarita salt or other
  coarse-ground salt. Fill the glass with ice cubes.
  Add vodka and grapefruit juice and stir.
  
  I make this with cheap (Jose' Cuervo) tequila and
  call it a Salty Chihuahua.
  
  Recipe by: Joe Robertson
  
  From: http://www.recipesource.com
  
  Uncle Dirty Dave's Kitchen
 
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