PQ> A better alternative would to run a Fido 'mailer'. That'll
PQ> stuff'em. SFW if they blow their bucks. Watch out for the Optus
PQ> & Tel$tra wankers that aim for the 2000-2100 timeslot. Seems to
PQ> be a new angle on the methodology. Mongrels.

DD> You don't even need software (if you have a USR Courier). One
DD> of the switches on its belly forces it to autoanswer
DD> (regardless of S0 settings). 

 Yair... but I don't want the phone totally disabled, only at dinner
time.

DD> If the buggers ring during my dinner, I ask then to hold on a
DD> minute, put the handpiece down on the bench, and return to my
DD> dinner. 

 ROFL! What's your record wait, before they give up?

 I *hate* these lists. My stupid mother gave money to the Eye
Hospital after they'd saved her sight (what sort of a weak reason is
that to give money?) and *she* ended up on the charity list. I get
calls from the stangest charities...

 I had a real blokesy bloke yesterday (g'day mate, how'yr goin)
collecting for the Surf Life Saving. I told him I was against it...
they ought to let the stupid bastards drown.

 The telephone is okay, but I prefer them at the front door. The look
on their face is really funny when you tell them you're in favour of
starving children, or cripples, whatever...

 Another good one is to give them a sincere look and say, "Gee, I'm
sorry but I'm a catholic," and shut the door.

 They're halfway to the front gate before they work that one out.

Regards,
Bob



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