Seen on a hospital bulletin board... a cartoon with the caption
"A sure sign your doctor has been spending too much time online".
 The doctor is holding up a newborn baby by the heels & saying
"You've got male!"

           And from real life... last weekend I went to the emergency ward
to have a cut finger stitched.  As often happens in such situations, I was
asked similar questions by different people.  The doctor asked when I'd had
my last tetanus shot.  My reply to her was "Oh, about five minutes
ago"... [chuckle].




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