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echo: aust_avtech
to: Rachel L. Akers
from: Bob Lawrence
date: 1996-08-02 08:52:08
subject: Hot & Spicy Chips

BL> Jess only eats when she feels like it. It seems to be built
 BL> into the dog itself.

 RLA> Our bitza is an odd one. We can leave the dog biscuits packet
 RLA> open & he'll only takes what he wants at the moment. A 3 kg
 RLA> packed will last 12 days. We do get some odd occassions when
 RLA> he'll get a couple & offer them to the occassional visitor
 RLA> [both human & canine!] but he never piggs out & eats the
 RLA> packet in one hit...

  Jess is the same. The food can lie there all day and she only eats
when she's hungry.

 RLA> Other aspects he really takes after his namesake, Villa
 RLA> 

  I don't get it... 

 BL> ... Cheeky ... we had to feed her sloppy tinned dog food.
 BL> That's when she started farting, and her shit was totally
 BL> revolting!

 RLA> That'd do it. We can usually tell what the neighbours feed
 RLA> Villa at the end of the day 

  The Lebanese lady next door has taken a liking to Jess and feeds her
chicken scraps (they seem to boil everything!). She has the attention
span of a fruit fly. I keep telling her not to feed Jess chicken bones
but in a week there they are again... so I explained it carefully:
that the bones splinter and will tear the dog's stomach, and then I'll
have to go in next door and murder her entire family. I think she
understands now.

  Cominmg from Beirut, she understands blood and guts.

Regards,
Bob
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