BG> Sorry, I'll piss off with my King Solomon impression then.

 BL> I'm interested in cutting him in half, as long as I don't get
 BL> the top half.

 BG> Charming! Wouldn't it be far more socially acceptable to make
 BG> an attempt to have his perceived insults cut in half instead?
 BG> Take Fred Nile for example, everybody hates him, but nobody
 BG> wishes him any real harm (apart from me, of course). On second
 BG> thoughts...

  I thought Solomon cut things in half. It's just as well it wasn't
you with a neighbours cat. You'd have gone for the cut, straight off.
Come to think of it; you'd have turned up before Solomon with the cat
in two halves - one half in each hand!

  As for cutting Rod's insults in  half... I tried. I'm not the only
one who's given up on him, and I actually regret it, but I get enough
insults at home without having to go to Griffith.

Regards,
Bob
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