Bob, at 09:02 on Sun, Dec 04 1994, you wrote to Bill Grimsley ...

BL> I thought Solomon cut things in half. 

I think you'll find he only ever suggested doing so.

BL> It's just as well it wasn't you with a neighbours cat. You'd have 
BL> gone for the cut, straight off. 

Your keyboard's f****d (edited, since I found out that Paul's mother now
reads LOCSYSOP).  It dropped an "n" from one of the words in the
above paragraph (and you can find it yourself!).  |-)

BL> Come to think of it; you'd have turned up before Solomon with the cat 
BL> in two halves - one half in each hand!

Not me.  I quarter them, just to make certain that they're dead.

BL> As for cutting Rod's insults in half... I tried. I'm not the only one 
BL> who's given up on him, and I actually regret it, but I get enough 
BL> insults at home without having to go to Griffith.

Forgive me for saying so, but why doesn't that surprise me?  |-)

Regards, Bill

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