See, first you trail a little blood into the water.
The dumb phuck sharks having no brainz and only nerve ganglia cluster
atop of brain stem at one end of nervous system catch the 
scent of blood in the water.

This excites the stupid sharks throwing them into a unthunkin feedin
frensy.
Then I club them with my big stupid stick stunning them senseless.

Most of you already being stunned and senseless I can be dispensing with 
annointing you by so tapping you upon the head
with my stupid stick.

Then you have a stroke.
This causes me to be able to talk right across to you swell fellas
eye to eye and upon a level playing field
so to speak.

Always you being such swell and altruistic fellas you be always having the
time to come oput and play with poor ole defenseless
and crippled stroked out Wayne
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