-=> Sean Dennis wrote to Dave Drum <=-

 DD> The company that came to clear my sewer connection (Schnapp Sewer
 DD> Service) had a slogan under their name on the truck that said "We're
 DD> Number One In Number Two" - another grinner  Bv)=

 SD> One of the sewage/Port-A-Potty trucks I've seen here has this painted
 SD> on the back edge of the truck bed in big bold letters: "WARNING: THIS
 SD> TRUCK IS FILLED WITH POLITICANS' PROMISES". XD

 DD> Here's a "gummer" I made whilst waiting for my gums to heal after
 DD> getting my choppers yanked.
 DD>       Title: Italian Egg Scramble

 SD>  Saved.  That would be good for a "bad gum day".

 SD> Something I love but haven't been able to eat it in 20-plus years...

 SD> MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06

 SD>       Title: Cracker Jack Caramel Corn
 SD>  Categories: Candy
 SD>       Yield: 16 Servings

You're missing out on a lot without those store-bought teeth.

My first meal after I got comfortable with my George Washington's was

MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06
 
      Title: Fiesta Rib Eye Steaks
 Categories: Beef, Salsa, Cheese
      Yield: 4 Servings
 
      4    Rib eye steaks; 3/4" thick
      2 tb Lime juice; fresh
      8    Flour tortillas; 6" size
    1/4 c  Colby cheese; shredded
    1/4 c  Jack cheese; shredded *
      1 c  La Victoria Salsa or home
           - made (NO PACE!)
 
  * or Pepper-Jack
  
  Place steaks in utility dish and sprinkle with half the
  lime juice. Turn steaks over and sprinkle w/remaining
  juice.
  
  Wrap tortillas securely in heavy-duty aluminum foil.
  
  Place steaks on grid over medium coals. Grill steaks 7
  to 9 minutes for rare (140ºF) to medium (160ºF), turning
  once.
  
  Place tortilla packet on outer edge of grid and heat 5
  minutes, turning once.
  
  Top each steak with an equal amount of the cheeses.
  
  Serve with salsa and the tortillas.
  
  From: http://www.recipesource.com
  
  Uncle Dirty Dave's Kitchen
 
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