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From: Gregory White
To: Mempho{at}yahoogroups.com
Sent: Saturday, April 24, 2004 06:58 PM
Subject: [Mempho or Memphis Wrestling] Memphis Wrestling TV and Slam Jam
results from the Coliseum


Memphis Wrestling
Home of Rhythm & Bruise
written by Gregory White Gregrageous{at}Earthlink.net
4/24/04
UPN studios Memphis TN
Hosts:Cory Maclin and Brian Teigland

The crowd is very lively today and the announcers are sitting on chairs with
no desk.  They don't have a set thanks to Money Inc. and Jimmy Hart.  They
show a video picture of the destroyed Memphis wrestling set with debris
everywhere and a destroyed $50,000-60,000 camera(kind of looks like where I
live). Cory,  We got all kinds of fines from the TV station for this.  They
show Jerry Lawler and Cory Maclin looking over the mess.  we were gonna
shoot the Memphis Wrestling Slam Jam Special and was not able to do it due
to the studio being destroyed.


Kid Kash,The Cruiserweight Champion.
Bill "Superstar" Dundee
The Sexy Assassins vs. the Lifeguards.
King Mable.
Jerry Lawler
Brian Christopher.
will talk about a tragic incident happening to Kevin White.

Jimmy Hart comes out with XWF Ladies Champion Christi Ricci,XWF Heavyweight
champion Shock,The XWF Cruiserweight Champion Kid Kash,  Money Inc. with the
World belts and Koko Ware. Jimmy Hart, big man, you will not put your hands
on Jimmy "The Mouth of The South" today.  Everything turned out Beautiful
last night Jimmy Hart got his $50,000 autographed Wrestlemania jacket
back,we got our belts,  Christi Ricci is still the ladies Champion,Shock is
still had the World Belt and Koko B. Ware is still Fine.  Koko,  I told you
Kevin White that I was gonna drop you on your head and you know what Kevin
White, You are like Seven up.  You never had it and never will.  Christi
Ricci,  You know I destroyed that WWE diva.  Vince Mcmahon put the footage
because he does not want you to see how bad I destroyed her.  If anyone
deserves being in the WWE, it is Christi Ricci because I proved how rounded
Christi Ricci is.  Kid Kash,  You people saw how I took care of Derrick
King, the guy who sets up the ring every week tonight I have just another
jabroni to take care of and if any of you young punks want some then get
some.  Money Mike, Lawler , It takes more than a fireball to care of this
because you can see who has the belts, baby.  Bain, Lawler, I was not
impressed by what you did last night.  I still got your belt and if you ever
touch Jimmy Hart then it will be like touching me.  Bain then does some mind
games with Cory.  Shock, I will tell you Tracy Smothers, you have the nerve
to think that you can take the XWF Heavyweight Title from me.  It is till
around my waist in fact you are probably at home all broken up. Jimmy Hart,
Cory I liked your new set.

The first match of the day is Jason Reed vs. Shock (XWF Champion) with Jimmy
Hart.   Shock springs Reed off the top rope.
Winner:Shock


Kid Kash comes out with the XWF Cruiserweight Title.  Cory, Kid Kash is
still the XWF Cruiserweight Champion. Kid, Duh, Are you blind?  Look at it
is right there.  Derrick King, The Little Jobroni that sets up the ring
every week got his butt handed to him pound for pound best wrestler in the
world.  Cory, lots of people differ and Derrick King does not set the ring
up.  Derrick King gave you a run for your money.  Kid, Well if he did not
set up the ring after his embarrassing match last night that was the best
job that yall have ready for him.  He is yesterdays news. Hart, today we
give everybody a chance.  Today he will be wrestling Johnny Dodston or
Johnny "Soulman" Dodston.  Is that a Lanksy brothers shirt, Cory?

The second match of the day is Kid Kash(XWF Cruiserweight Champion) with
Jimmy Hart vs. Johnny Dodston.  The match is really good. The do a "Lets go
Johnny chant.  Jimmy Hart makes fun of the chant by having a "Lets go
jabroni" chant.  Kid Kash does a variation of the Piledriver.
Winner:Kid Kash.
The fans do a "You Suck" chant.

Cory has to bend over to ring the bell due to it being on the floor.

The third match of the day is the Sexy Assassins #17 and 7 vs. The
Lifeguards(Dustin and Scott Starr).  Both sides switch partners which
confuses Jerry Calhoun.   Calhoun goes up to the announcers and says you
cannot tell one partner from another, you gotta have 4 referees.  It is a
very good match.  One of the Sexy Assassins(purple one) uses a Fireman's
carry on Dustin Starr then changes places with the other Sexy
Assassin(red)and makes the pin.
Winners:The Sexy Assassins.

On the Round Town:
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Send check or Money order to
Memphis Wrestling
P.O. Box 240804
Memphis TN 38124

They promote Club Vortex Located in Overton Square and show women dancing.
It is located at Madison and Cooper.

Bill Dundee comes out.  I would like to thank 20 people in Memphis.  We had
a great show.  we had 20 belts just like that.  They whipped the living tar
out of Doug Gilbert so hard that he did not show up today.  So I want to
thank all the people who did that.  They threw me out at least one time and
a guy in a cowboy hat whooped me.  Cory, You were whipped by your own
lumberjack , Bill.  Bill Dundee, I want to plug a show that I will have in
Millington on Mother's day.  Cory, Millington is my hometown.  We will have
a little singing and we will have a special guest to explain it all next
week.  It is at 4 p.m. in the afternoon. Cory , It will be at the old
Scran(sp) theater on Easely St.(sp).  You have a match later today.

Jimmy Hart and Koko come out and talk about the I quit match at the Midsouth
Coliseum between White and Ware.  Hart,  I am so embarrassed last night
because I did not know that Kevin White's dad was an alcoholic.  Cory, he is
not an alcoholic.  Hart,  I was in Koko's corner and I ran over to Mr. White
in Kevin's corner.  I slipped on a empty beer and he was passed out.  Ain't
that right, Koko?  They show the highlights from the match.  The tape shows
Jimmy Hart spraying a towel with something and he uses the towel to knock
out Mr. White.  Hart claims that the footage is doctored.  Hart then throws
White's towel in and the ref thinks that white threw the towel awards it to
Koko which is the Smash of the week.  They show White in the dressing room
getting medical attention with his ribs hurting.  Koko said that White
deserved it just like Cory deserved his broken neck.  They show white being
put in the ambulance . He was hauled to Methodist hospital.  The medical
guys close the doors to the ambulance. Koko, To feel good, you gotta dress
good and to feel good, you gotta have money.  I am so proud, Jimmy.  That is
a $500 suit.  You want to dance and do the Boogaloo, you cannot do the
Boogalo on me.  I did all the Boogaloos but that is in the past.  you gotta
pay your dues in the wrestling business.  You gotta wrestle, set up the
ring,  you gotta do everything!!!!!I wrestled Jerry Lawler,Bill Dundee, Joe
Leduc,  Jimmy Valiant!!!! I did it all!!!!!  All you did was get off that
John Deer Tractor and danced!!!! You better wake up!!!!!  Mr. White, You
need to leave that Whiskey Bottle alone.I am mad!!!!! I am disgusted!!!!!!!

The fourth match of the day is Koonta with Jimmy Hart vs. Bill Dundee.
Koonta misses a flying headbutt off the top rope.  Dundee does an elbow
drop.
Winner:Bill Dundee

Cory mentions that the first match of the triple main event was a TV Title
match where the winner would get a shot in St. Louis MO tonight.  Maven has
the pin and April distracts maven and April throws a chain to Christopher.
Christopher makes the pin and will be getting a shot in St. Louis tonight.

Mable comes out with the Southern Title.Mable high fives all the fans at
ringside.  Teddy Long was originally going to send Rodney Mac to go against
you but Jimmy Hart made a phonecall after Rodney could not make it but he
sent in Rico one half of the WWE Smackdown Tag champions that was won the
night before on Smackdown.  Mable talks nice about Rico that he was a
policeman and was shot but is gay.  Mable does a spinning kick and makes the
pin.  Rico I may not know Karate but I know Crazee and I am still The
Southern Champion.  You are trying to take Viscera?King Mable out of the
game, Jimmy Hart.  You try to bring in WWE guys and bring in Rodney Mac and
you really try to screw me up by bringing in Rico.  I am on of the baddest
guys in the WWE,WCW,Japan Puerto Rico,Memphis.  I am a bad man and I would
not be in the first family for a million dollars, The people are my first
family. I am the only Black king of the ring in the WWE . People would like
for me to face the Big show.  How about bringing in the Big Show, Jimmy
Hart.  I am the man, The Southern Heavyweight Champion.


They show the final match of the Triple Main Event.  Hart hits Maclin with a
chain and Cory hits the concrete floor.  Money Mike is about to hit Lawler
with a chair and Lawler hits Mike with a fireball and Lawler gets the dq for
his team of Road Warrior Animal and himself.  Cory hits the ring and goes to
town on Jimmy Hart.  Shock hits Maclin and everybody hits the ring not in
the shower.  Hart grabs the jacket and runs off and Cory makes pursuit.
Hart gets away.  Cory,Hart ran like Forrest Gump.

They have a taped interview of Jerry Lawler from the Dressing room.  Lawler
has both of the belts.  I could not think of another time in my career when
I had more mixed feelings about a night.  The Match was just over an hour
ago and I am back in the dressing room and I am excited about winning back
the two World Championship belts that rightfully belong to me.  I will never
forget winning the AWA belt in May 1998 by beating Kurt Henning. Jackie
Fargo was the referee.Mayor Dick Hackett proclaimed it Jerry Lawler day.
Finally after so many attempts at the mountain , I was able to win the AWA
World Championship belt.  To have this in my possession cannot put into
words what that means.  I beat Kerry Von Erich in Chicago at Superclash. In
fact the first Superclash to become the Worlds Unified heavyweight
Championship.  I am glad to have that belt back in my possession.  You don't
know what that means.  This is great but the fact is Jimmy Hart and his two
Slugs were able to leave the Coliseum with that jacket.  It put a damper on
the entire evening with me.  we had a good time with the wrestling fans, we
got to sing a lot of good songs.  It was a good time until I saw Hart
leaving with the jacket.  I don't know what to feel.  Part of me is happy
and part of me is sad.  It is not over, Jimmy hart.  You know what you
better do.  I am giving you some kingly advice.  You better get on Ebay as
soon as possible and start the bidding quick and sell the jacket.  I knew
that was your attention from the first time was how much money I could make
on the jacket.  If you give me one more opportunity, I will get the jacket
one way or the other.  I feel bad because I let the fans down because I
promised them an autograph. When I am back at Raw,  I will go to the
wrestlers with pictures and get their autographs and give them to the fans
at ringside. Jimmy Hart, Pal, All I gotta say is that it ain't over.


The Lifeguards(Dustin and Scott Starr) beat Johnny Dodston and "All That"
Allan Steel
The Sexy Assassin # 17 and Sexy Assassin #7 beat King Cobra and Synn. Used a
chain.
Shock(XWF Heavyweight Champion) beat Tracy Smothers.
Christi Ricci (XWF Ladies  Champion) with Jimmy Hart beat WWE Diva Shaniqua.
It was a double pin as it looked like Shaniqua won but the referee said
Christi won.
Hollywood beat Koonta with Jimmy Hart
Kid Kash(XWF Champion) beat "Mr. Personalities Derrick King
Koko B. Ware with Jimmy Hart beat Kevin White with Mr. White in a coward
waves the flag match.  It looked like Jimmy Hart used a towel with something
to knock out Mr. White and Hart threw in Mr. White's towel while the ref was
not looking.


At one point in the show, They had a battle of the bands as Jerry Lawler
Sang "World's Greatest Wrestler" and "Bad News" and
Jimmy Hart and Hart was
accompanied by Koko Ware on the Guitar.  A friend of mine said "I was
totally surprised at how good Koko B. Ware can play guitar
and sing.  He worked with Jimmy Hart on "We hate school" and did an
outstanding job.  I thought that Jerry Lawler also did a real good job with
"Bad News".

After the music was over , they gave  the ringside fans their ads.


"Superstar" Bill Dundee beat "Dangerous" Doug Gilbert
in a fans Lumberjack
match.


In the first main event " Grand Master Sexay" Brian
Christopher(TV Champion)
beat WWE and Tough Enough Champion Maven.  Christopher used a chain.

In the Second main event King Mable(Southern Champion) beat WWE Smackdown
Tag team champion Rico with Jimmy Hart.


In the third Main event Money Inc.  with Jimmy Hart beat Jerry "The King"
Lawler and Road Warrior "Animal" by dq when Lawler threw fire at
Money Mike.













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Saturday  and on the Internet anytime. Check out my new Memphis email list
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