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ARE WE THE ONES WITH DEMENTIA? ARE WE THE ONES WHO ARE =
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bsp; Recently, I went to =
McDonald's and I saw on the menu that you
could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken =
McNuggets. =
I asked for a half dozen =
nuggets. =
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'We don't have half dozen nuggets,' said the =
teenager at the
counter. =
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'You don't?' I =
replied. =
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have six, nine, or twelve,' was the =
reply. =
'So I can't order a half dozen =
nuggets, but I can order six?'
'That's right.' =
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p class=3DMsoNormal>So I shook my head and ordered six =
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(Unbelievable but sadly =
true...) =
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(Must have been the same one I asked for sweetener and =
she said they didn't have any, =
only Splenda and =
sugar.) =
(And they think they are worth $15.00 per =
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checking out at the local Wal-Mart with just a few items =
and the lady behind me put her =
things on the belt close to mine. I =
picked up one of those dividers that they keep by the cash =
register and =
placed it between our things so they wouldn't get =
mixed. After the girl had =
scanned all of my items, she picked
up the divider, looking it all over for the bar code =
so she
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code, she said to me, 'Do you know how much
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I said to her 'I've changed my mind; I don't think =
I'll buy that
today.' =
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She said 'OK,' and I paid her for =
the things and =
left. =
She had no clue to what had just =
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(But the lady behind me had a big =
smirk on her face as I left)
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THREE &n=
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A woman at work was seen =
putting a credit card into her DVD =
drive and pulling it out very =
quickly. =
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When I inquired as to =
what she was doing, she said she was =
shopping on the Internet and they =
kept asking for a credit card
number, so she was using the ATM =
thingy. =
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shuddering!!) =
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distraught young lady weeping beside her car.
'Do you need some help?' I =
asked. =
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the battery to this remote door =
un-locker. Now I can't get into my car. Do =
you think they =
(pointing to a distant convenience store) would have
a battery to fit =
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know. Do you have an alarm, too?' I =
asked.
'No, just this remote thingy,' she answered, handing =
it and the car keys to =
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As I took the key and manually =
unlocked the door, I replied,
'Why don't you drive over there and check about the =
batteries. It's a long =
walk....' &nbs=
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PLEASE just lay down before you hurt yourself =
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FIVE =
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p; Several years ago, we had an Intern who was none too =
swift. One =
day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, 'I'm =
almost out of typing paper. =
What do I =
do?' &nb=
sp; 'Just use paper from the photocopier', the secretary =
told her. With that, the =
intern took her last remaining blank piece of =
paper, put it on the photocopier and =
proceeded to make five
blank =
copies. =
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way!!
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asking the dispatcher if she
needs to take her kid to the emergency room, the kid =
had eaten
ants. &n=
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bsp; The dispatcher tells her =
to give the kid some Benadryl and he
should be fine, the mother says, 'I just gave him some =
ant
killer......' =
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Dispatcher: 'Rush him in to emergency right =
now!' &n=
bsp; Life is tough. It's even =
tougher if you're =
stupid!!!! =
Someone had to remind me, so I'm =
reminding you too. Don't
laugh....it is all true... =