A lawyer dies and goes to Heaven.  St. Peter meets him at the gate very
happy to see him, and tells him he will be glad to show him his new home.
As they are going through heaven to the lawyers new home St, Peter gives him
the big tour.
"Over here we have the home of Pope John Paul the 1st, and there is the home
of Pope John the 2nd, and over there is some of the other Popes"
The lawyer notices that these homes were very small two bedroom apartments.
In a few minutes they are on the other side of Heaven where huge 20 and 30
story mansions are, and then they arrive at one of the biggest in the whole
neighborhood.
"Well here we are St. Peter exclaimed, your new home!"
The laywer looked up and up and up.  It was over 100 stories tall, and with
several squadrons of angels flying in formation around the higher portions.
The lawyer could hardly believe what he was seeing, he couldn't even move.
St. Peter gave him a nudge.
"Come on it is going to take over three months for me just to show you
around your new home, so lets get started."
The lawyer in awe still couldn't move.  St. Peter put his hand on his
shoulder and asked; "Is there something wrong"?
The lawyer spoke, "I don't under stand it is so big, and the ones for the
Popes were so small."
"OhhHH!!", Said St. Peter, "You see Popes are a dime a dozen around here,
but you see, we don't get many of your kind up here."
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