BG> I also have it on very good authority that Rod is incredibly lazy,
BG> so much so that instead of going outside to see if it's raining,
BG> he calls in the dog to see if it's wet.  |-)

RS> Lies, all my dogs have always lived in the house. So that wont work.

BG> Why not send him out for the paper then, and see if he's wet when he
BG> returns?

That wont work either, the papers in the country get delivered at lunch
time. It would generally be handy to know before that.

RS> The answer is to live a house with a flat roof. Cant miss it when it
RS> rains.

BG> Unless, of course, you're deaf.  |-)

Well, then you have some fancy electronic device which picks up the
noise of the rain and flashes fucking great lights or something. Use
your imagination boy.

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