Quoting Rod Gasson to Neil Skepper in message dated 03 Aug 1996:

 NS>> When  - Monday 5th August
 RG>> Nope, didn't see it...   'Course, the fact that I don't get the
 RG>> papers probably has a lot to do with that ;-)

 NS> What do you read on the bog then?

 RG> TV Guide  :-)

I can understand a busy man wanting to keep up with what's happening in
Home and Away etc.

 NS>> Where - Heaven.
 RG>> Bummer...  there's no way I'll ever get in ;-)
 NS> Just tell Saint Peter that you're the entertainment  8-)

 RG> I didn't think they allowed my form of entertainment in heaven ;-) 

Surely they let their hair down ocassionally, see how the other half lives?

 RG>> Where is 'Heaven' ?  I'm really out of touch with the different
 NS> I've never been there, but it's at the Newmarket Hotel on the corner
 NS> of North and West Terraces.

 RG> Ta.
 RG> I'll probably not be able to make it though :-(

Bummer. The effort would have been worthwhile.

 NS> It might be the only chance you get to go to Heaven  8-)

 RG> I've already been there...  its not all its cracked up to be.. 
 RG> Those harps tend to get on my nerves after a while, and those angel
 RG> wings sure get in the way when you screw doggy style.

I didn't know you could book holidays there. Or have you had a near death
experience in your inoccent days?

Cheers,

Neil.

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