Mike,

 > 1) Upon being given trouble by a customer at a bar that wanted a
 > screwdriver (vodka and orange juice), he added milk of magnesia to
 > it...so you had a Phillips Screwdriver.

 MP> There is one I'd not thought of ordering.  :)

  As Yakoff Smirnoff noted "I'll bet you never look at it that way". 
Before my wife died 13 1/2 years ago, we watched a video from one of
his shows in Branson, and it was absolutely hilarious.

Daryl

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