Mike,

 >It's called "Race to the Outhouse" by Willie Makit.  Illustrated by Betty
Wont.

 >Edited by Doris Locked.

 MP>   :D

  Been there, done that. :P

 MP>  * SLMR 2.1a * Beware of programmers carrying screwdrivers.

  Why would they have vodka and orange juice in their pockets?? :P

  I remember a joke from the Russian comedian, Yakov Smirnoff. He
emigrated to the United States, and became a naturalized citizen.
He was doing a G-rated show in Branson, Missouri, and it was a riot.
A couple of his deals included:

1) Upon being given trouble by a customer at a bar that wanted a
screwdriver (vodka and orange juice), he added milk of magnesia to
it...so you had a Phillips Screwdriver.

2) The sign in the bathroom "Baby Changing Table"...he asks "you
get to change the baby for something else??".

  After both (while the audience is roaring in laughter), he says
"I'll bet you never looked at it that way!!" .

Daryl

... Hindsight being 20/20 does not mean looking at butts!!
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