BV> In the meantime you've managed to wipe out three other
BV> families, wreck the Kingswood and die of old age. Then
BV> they send you the photo with a $600 fine!
BG> Damn, I thought they had you fooled, along with everybody else.

They must honestly believe that people will believe it though.

BG> BTW, I like the new radar units on the freeway to Wollongong
BG> - they told me I was doing 131 in a 110 zone (I was, too!).

Yeah, aren't they great. Now you can get an "official" reading of
your top speed :)

BG> Now please don't tell me that they have fucking cameras attached
BG> to these things,

Not yet, but I bet they will have them there one day.

BG> Anyway, I was driving mum's 220E Mercedes at the time, so she's
BG> the one who'll get the ticket, not me.  |-)

Not if she fills in a stat-dec stating that you were the driver.
If she does that then your arse is grass.
@EOT:

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