For your auditory pleasure...

The offishul MC&D website, located at http://chatter.ods.org, has now
incorporated the offishul MC&D Anthem. Whenever a web browser connects
with the site, The Anthem will automagically be played. This should drive
any and all dwarves in the near vicinity into a rabid frenzy of
stupification.

Now, so that you may all sing along to the tune, I once again display the
lyrics to the offishul MC&D Anthem:
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Remember when you ran away,
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go berserk?  Well....

You left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind.  And....

They're coming to take me away ha ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho
Hee hee haa haa to the Funny Farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaaaa...

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I had said
That losing you would make me
Flip my lid.  Right?

You know you laughed
I heard you laugh
You laughed and laughed and laughed
And then you left
But now you know I'm utterly mad.  And...

They're coming to take me away ha ha
They're coming to take me away ho ho
Hee hee haa haa to the Happy Home
With trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile
And twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaaa..

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind
Unselfish loving deeds.  Huh? 

Well, you just wait
They'll find you yet
And when they do
They'll put you in
The ASPCA you mangy mutt.  And...  
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This is to be considered the National ANTHEM in the Mindless Chatter Echo!
Join us in a rousing chorus, the next time you decide to peruse the
http://chatter.ods.org URL.

P.S. Any and all compliants received from the dwarves regarding statements
made on the above mentioned website will be duly filed, folded, spindled
and mutilated, then tossed in the trash. When you get to be the webmaster,
then you can make the rules. Any rumors started or propogated on the
website remain the sole property of the webmaster, and remain entirely
unsubstantiated until evidence to the contrary, which may consist of glossy
8x10 photographs, *.JPG's, *.GIF's, *.TIF's, or hand-drawn facsimilies is
forwarded to the webmaster, whereupon he alone shall make a judgement as to
it's suitability to post on the Offishul MC&D website. (Yes, this means
you, Bob.)


--- GoldED/W32 3.0.1