-=> STAN HARDEGREE wrote to WAYNE CHIRNSIDE <=-

 WC> Further I just learned from his remarkably frank and open admission and
 WC> disclosure
 WC> this very day in the last QWK packet in post to me from Stan
 WC> "I have brain necrosis."
 WC> That is an EXACT quote of what Stan admitted.

 SH> Come on Audrey, you know we girls say, "I've brain necrosis" and
 SH> "you've not my picture" and "I've a Suzuki."

 SH> Get with the program or you'll never make the cotillion ball.

 SH> BTW:  You never seem to mention a wife or girlfriend.  How you doing in
 SH> that regard?

Pretty damned well.
Try this for a pickup line.
I could lick anything you got.

This to a completely strange woman two weeks ago.
First I had dessert as she straddled my chest.
See, I have to adapt and adopt to my situation with my spine being
somewhat damaged.
I do believe the young lady had quite a good time.

Then we had lunch together.

Not married nor interested in being married.

BTW, you do risk getting slapped or worse with this approach,
especially if there's a fellow attached to her.

But what the hell I say.
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
Tasty :-)
 
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